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lion v. tuna dialogue (the other guys)

So I have wanted to hear this scene on repeat now since first seeing the movie. I also thought it would be funny to write it out using my military transcription techniques. Thanks hundreds of thousands of dollars in military education, I am using it to transcribe movie quotes.


Marky – “Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you.
If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”


Will – “Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”

Marky – “How ya gonna to do that?”

Will – “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.

That go the way you thought it was gonna to go?” Shaking his head. “Nope.”

  1. dev
    August 29, 2010 at 09:20

    haha.. nice

  2. Number of Balls
    March 12, 2011 at 15:42

    “We will be able to track certain amounts of ox.”
    Its supposed to be, “We will be able to TRAP certain amounts of OXYGEN.”

    • March 12, 2011 at 15:49

      Thanks balls. I may or may not have been drinking when I decided to do this.

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